Rainy Martini

November 13, 2011

débordant la bouche



"Don't bite off more than you can chew." All I can say is: "Don't go near the chocolate fondue."

And don't put sliced bananas within my reach, they'd most likely end up in my mouth. Nothing happened, really. I wasn't trying to suppress a sneeze. My friend didn't take that photo; I wasn't even chewing a mouthful of bananas avec chocolate sauce. And I was not eating a gobful of chopped—surprise!—bananas while I was about to sneeze. And elephants are microwaves.

Fuck fuck. Why am I being like this anyway? Ugh I'm, if anything, a derp in full throttle.

I wasn't aware that the previous post was... well, posted. It was full of typo errors (corrected them already) and to think that it was my 11/11/11 err... post. I must've written it a few weeks ago and scheduled it. Oh god. Oh god it's fun italicizing post. It's like, giving post a brand new place in society, a new money. This post ends now. I hope I didn't freak you out with this post.

8 comments:

  1. WHY IS YOUR CHIN LIKE THAT!? =))

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  2. It was full of bananas remember!? You were there!

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  3. And I was about to sneeze and Kate snapped a photo of me. OHGODOHGOD

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  4. Now that is so you. Ha ha ha ha!

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  5. @shawn bi zui! go die lah. :P

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  6. Lol the photo is priceless.
    Thats my gal! (british accent. lol)
    I want some..

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  7. that's a really nice photo. :P and I agree, don't bite off more than you can chew! :))

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  8. Why is this post have a great sense of humor? I mean, not the photo but the post itself. I guess you're having a very fun moment there. :D

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